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Airport Demotivational Poster


FLYING IS SAFER -




LIBERTIES -


TAGS: airport security lady liberty humiliation
Rating: 4.84/5

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AdmiralAckbar - December 27, 2010, 12:22 am
remarry ->divorce -> flesh light
Ookami85 - December 27, 2010, 12:07 am
Just remember guys, under that gown, she's still a French lady. Hopefully they'll let her take a razor through.
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 8:04 am
@Ackbar -> Rinse -> Repeat
AdmiralAckbar - December 21, 2010, 11:17 pm
dating -> marriage -> divorce
Reality Lord - December 21, 2010, 11:15 pm

google images-> porn-> deep penetration.
AdmiralAckbar - December 21, 2010, 10:41 pm
image -> adjustments -> invert


FREE MEDICAL! YOU CAN'T BEAT A DEAL LIKE THIS! - If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray and a pat down,




AIRPORT SECURITY - They're going to grope you anyway. You might as well hide something epic in there!




Unbeatable -


TAGS: airport security
Rating: 4.82/5

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steve1961 - August 19, 2013, 5:55 pm
I had a flight recently from Toronto directly to Vancouver. They conficated an almost empty bottle of shaving cream and a small bottle of mouthwash. They let me keep the open package of razors I had. Dumb.


AND THATS NOT ALL THAT HAPPENS -


TAGS: tsa airportsecurity military funny
Rating: 4.12/5

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rerun - November 27, 2010, 10:23 am

not your best effort, in 3 months this will not have any meaning.


YA RLY ! - I'm telling you, south terminal's that way !




THE BARON - It's at Twelve O'Clock!




Airport Security -


TAGS: pzy kermit airport security cavity
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - August 5, 2013, 6:25 pm

lol...this is amsome


NO BAGGAGE FEES!! - It's the flight attendents that are going to cost you!


TAGS: women airport flight
Rating: 4.26/5

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hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:33 am
ah huh ah huh ah huh.., with those 4 I sure could offload some baggage...


FULL-BODY SCANNERS - The internet said those things will give you "SUPER-POWERS" And you'll "GLOW" in the dark.


TAGS: tsa airport
Rating: 2.92/5

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stenusmc - November 25, 2010, 7:33 pm
Follow the money. Someone high-up in TSA has contacts with the company that makes the machine. There was nothing wrong with the metal/exp detectors before. Why be exposed to more rads?
agdaniele - November 25, 2010, 4:38 pm
If these scanners get removed, I hope the protesters' family members die on a hijacked flight. Idiots.


PAT DOWN -




Pear of Anguish -




CONFISCATED -


TAGS: airport security
Rating: 4.83/5

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Rick69 - April 19, 2014, 6:31 pm
Recently re-watched it... The blank-faced sincerity with which that line was delivered is nothing short of, frankly, disturbing...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2014, 3:00 am
“Nine times out of ten its an electric razor, but every once and a while...." Sorry, Fight Club reference.
Oldsod - April 18, 2014, 8:49 pm
...especially if it requires electricity.


Awkward Moment -


TAGS: body men abs airports security
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 11:20 pm
Now you are making me wish I had put your avatar in place of his head.
GaryO - March 13, 2014, 8:23 pm
I hate it when that happens…only for me it’s when I belly up to the whipped cream dispenser at the smorgasbord.


LiLo -


TAGS: lilo airport baggage celebrity funny
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bolverk3778 - September 6, 2013, 7:55 am
Seems a little deflated to me!!


WHO APPROVED THIS? -




Epiphany -




TSA PROFILING - The know what they're looking for...




Happy Thanksgiving -




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